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Game: Three Fold

Inofficial part six of our Christian Matchup series multipart update!

Once upon a time there was God... and he said: Let's make that crazy Christian Matchup games crazy rule-wise too!; and it was so. And God saw that it was good, and he called it Three Fold.


posted by Luchsen // 04-01-2009 // game // Board // downloadable // permalink
 
 

"Moonlightning"

Well, the forum drama is finally over. And as we have accuired new imformation about who's leading the site and stuff like that. To make it simple: Kosta is too occupied to take care of any matters  Abandonia-related and its up to the staff to continue the site's development.

Our team is right now seeing and trying on how they could improve this place. Meanwhile,I'l upload another game, Moonbase, so you can all try your building and managing skills too. Kudos to Jake Grey for this one.


posted by TheChosen // 03-01-2009 // downloadable // game // Strategy // permalink
 
 

Its cartoon time!

Hay! Two updates in a row! If you include the new years and the day before that, thats five games! Woohoo! Im on a roll!

Uhm, apologiez. I got carried away.

Today's update is a little "special" kind of game, its an animation studio. Nickelodeon one to be more exact. And thanks for this go to Lozzenger2. Cookies and milk to you.


posted by TheChosen // 02-01-2009 // downloadable // game // Unsorted // permalink
 
 

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Cold....so cold....

Well, I spoke to soon. AB's year started of well, but then it turned into another set of forum drama. I apologize for our staffs (and some other forum-dwellers, who shall not be named) childish behavior, but some people just cant agree, listen or take their discussion somewhere else.

In any case, while everyone else has been arguing, I uploaded another game: Cold Dreams, a puzzle platformer brought us by MrDeadly. Download it, play it, love it. Also, notice that the game files are "little special" so read the info at the end of the review.


posted by TheChosen // 01-01-2009 // downloadable // game // Action // permalink
 
 

Happy new year!

Its offically 2009 in Abandonia, as well as in most of the Europa! Despite we had downhills, debate's about the new site design and coup d'état's, we still had plenty of new-old games. And hopefully there's more to come! I'd like to remind that at the change of the year, some games have fallen off from the protection lists, which means we can host them!

For celebrations, we today bring one such game. The instant hit. The cold killer. The game that's seen on many platforms and even on the big screen.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!

Get it now, before Kano skewers you with his daggers and rips your heart out!

Also, for sports fans, NHL Hockey 93 has also become abandonware. I cant promise you any ripped hearts on that one, but Im sure some of you will love it too. It has its own kind of violence.


posted by TheChosen // 01-01-2009 // downloadable // game // Arcade // permalink
 
 

Hare-raising update!

Well, its finally done!

Remember Jazz Jackrabbit 2? Remember the specific one we have here? Well, turns out it was very, very old version. It took us a while to do something about it (We're lazy), but now it is here; its updated to 1.23! 

Just an update? Not really! This version has it all! The animated cut-scenes! Shareware episode! Ability to create and play fan-created levels! And even online multiplayer! Not to mention some cosmetic changes! Radical!


posted by TheChosen // 30-12-2008 // downloadable // game // Action // permalink
 
 

Game: Maker's Matchup

Part five of our Christian Matchup series multipart update!

You know that guy - erm - thing that made all the other things, don't you? If not, download Maker's Matchup, execute it and click on INST. (instructions). Let there be light, and there was light, eh? Don't forget to play along the way!


posted by Luchsen // 29-12-2008 // game // Board // downloadable // permalink
 
 

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game: Jesus Matchup

Part four of our Christian Matchup series multipart update!

You know that guy who can walk on water and - much more important - turn that water into wine (and I don't mean Copperfield!), don't you? If not, download Jesus Matchup, execute it and click on INST. (instructions). Don't forget to play along the way!


posted by Luchsen // 28-12-2008 // game // Board // downloadable // permalink
 
 

Game: Moses Matchup

Part three of our Christian Matchup series multipart update!

You know Moses, the guy who is honorary member in any illusionistic circle for inventing the Burning Bush, the Ten Plagues, the Exodus, the Divided Waters, the Manna and the Ten Commandments, don't you? If not, download Moses Matchup, execute it and click on INST. (instructions). Don't forget to play along the way! 


posted by Luchsen // 27-12-2008 // game // Board // downloadable // permalink
 
 

Game: Davidic Matchup

Part two of our Christian Matchup series multipart update!

You know the proverbial David vs. Goliath (and all the other Davidic stories), don't you? If not, download Davidic Matchup, execute it and click on INST. (instructions). Don't forget to play along the way!


posted by Luchsen // 26-12-2008 // game // Board // downloadable // permalink
 
 

Boxshots: Gene Machine, The

The ESA Empire: guardian of morality; bastion of all things decent and proper. The World is being taught some manners, with Her Majesty's troops ever on hand to deliver a sound trashing to anybody daring to bare their ankles. Yet whilst Victorious ESAland revels in the glory of take this down and take that down, an evil plot is being hatched. Hideous screams echo from the bowels of the Earth as a - in their opinion - deranged scientist toys with his vile creation, the Boxshot Machine, unleashing its terrible powers upon mankind...

Have a look at the boxshots by toying scientist Ermuli


posted by Luchsen // 25-12-2008 // box shots // permalink
 
 

Game: Christmas Matchup!
Abandonia goes fundamentalist! It's Christmas Eve after all. And what's better for contemplation than a peaceful round of pairs, made possible by subtle religious proselytisation, followed by a gift destroying Crusade after you lost against your relatives? Merry Christmas and a happy Burning Tree Day to all of you!
posted by Luchsen // 24-12-2008 // game // Board // downloadable // permalink
 
 

Merry X-Mas!

On behalf of Abandonia updater team, Admin team, moderator team and every forum visitor, I'd like to wish Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, Jolly Hogswatch....etc. to everyone. To celebrate, we'd like to remind people of an old classic. Yes, its free and it can be downloaded from other places too, but now its here, to remind people of the joy's of simple gaming.

So here it is, SkiFree; Skiing and Snow-monster sightings since 1991!


posted by TheChosen // 24-12-2008 // downloadable // game // Sports // permalink
 
 

Boxshots: Ghosts 'n' Goblins

Our beautiful Princess is kidnapped. Ermuli, in his scanning armor, must pass through three gates, each guarded by an evil demon. As Ermuli destroys the evil enemy demons, a boxshot appears from the sky, opening the next gate. That means three boxshots! And the Princess? Screw her! (She has one loose; robot girls, you know...)

Have a look at the celestial boxshots by loving Knight Ermuli


posted by Luchsen // 23-12-2008 // box shots // permalink
 
 

Slordaaaax!

After a bunch of forum drama we've had lately, we can finally get back to the thing this site is about: Games! If youre reading this Sebatianos: So long and thanks for all the fish. No hard feelings.

Anyway, today, Tomekk brings up an ancient SHMUP! Everyone loves those, for some reason, so hopefully you guys will too. Me? I'd prefer something else, but thats another story.

Cookies packed in christmas presents to you Tomekk!


posted by TheChosen // 22-12-2008 // permalink
 
 

Boxshots: Panza Kick Boxing

You do not become Click Boxing world triple champion and Finnish Boxing Abandonia double champion just because of good luck. University graduate in To-do and English Boxing, Ermuli is International Coach and Technical Manager of a league in Click Boxing. He also won the Golden Boxshot in 2007 and 2008. A high style scanner as well as a devastating uploader, he is good at everything and often has to scan in different categories in order to find a challenge which can oppose him - only to end up on site in the very end. What more is there to say about this great champion except that the school he manages, La Ermuli Boxshoteque, gives to Finland and Abandonia an impressive number of new champions, because he knows how to train them.

So, have a look at the boxshots by Clickbox Champion Ermuli


posted by Luchsen // 19-12-2008 // box shots // permalink
 
 

Boxshots: Sabre Team

At 19.07 on the 18th December 2008, Luchsen of the Abandonian Police signed a document passing control of the Boxscottish Embassy siege to LT. COL. H.M. Ermuli. He sent in three teams of 22 S.C.A.N., the rest is history. We as mere mortals can only wonder at the exploits of this most professional and highly-trained fighting force.

Have a look at the three boxshot..., excuse me, Boxscottish hostages freed by LT. COL. H.M. Ermuli


posted by Luchsen // 18-12-2008 // box shots // permalink
 
 

Boxshots: Prehistorik
Ermuli, a member of the Abandonia tribe, is hungry for boxshots. Armed with Scannerican Express, his faithful torch, he sets off on his box-spotting expedition. Follow him from the unexplored coin-fields of Arcadia, the darkend mysterious caverns of the shady Crypt to the lush jungles of the Turn- and Textbased latitudes to have a look at his prey.
posted by Luchsen // 17-12-2008 // box shots // permalink
 
 

Boxshots: Merchant Prince
Dear Abandonia, If you are reading this, then surely I am not dead. However, I have instructed the arbiter of my estate to provide you with some boxshots, some boxshots, aaand - some boxshots. With skill and good fortune, I trust you will lead  the community to great variety and power. I have but two pieces of advice: You must stick to the good so long as you can, but if compelled by necessity you must be ready to use other means. And, always remember the Golden Rule, "He who has the boxshots does the uploads (and gets more PøE)!" So, please have a look at the boxshots by me, Uncle Ermuli
posted by Luchsen // 16-12-2008 // box shots // permalink
 
 

Boxshots: Les Manley - Lost in L.A.
On a deceptively tranquil evening somewhere in the rich hills high above Los Abandeles, the Santa Abandonia winds have cleared the daily haze that shrouds the city. These exclusive hillside estates were the glittering social scene of Hollywood's shameless. That is, until a few months ago when L.A.'s brightest boxshots began to be scanthefted. Now, the streets are cold and deserted, and the homes are dark and locked. Many have increased security and bought patrol dogs to guard their domains. But little do they know that even these precautions cannot protect them. Still, not all of the elite have allowed this panic to rule their lives (guess why?). Welcome to the palatial home of Ermuli, The World's Scannest Man, Hollywood's biggest superstar - have a look at the boxshots by him.
posted by Luchsen // 15-12-2008 // box shots // permalink